Greek Chorus Hears Medusa Doing Zumba
Did you hear mga dear Medusa
attends Zumba na? Left Mixxedfit
a misfit, tits slipping through the fit of her slip.
E ‘di wow, easier daw
kasi she’s well-endowed
with the highbrow knowhow –
Olga, that hija goes to yoga
without a toga. Gaga,
amiga, she doesn’t have a bra.
I mean, is it desente to be
I hear she sneaks –
She a snake?
Putek, let me speak: she sneaks
snakes – snacks – ah, puta, I forgot e…
Mga bes, did you hear Medusa
has snakes on her neck
and under her chin?
Dae, Mareng Kiray says she cries when she tries
to raise her thighs every Muay Thai, aray.
Ay sus, I’m sure Perseus
would have issues –
Oh, Perseus! He’s got that
tight fit. Coach Perseus,
so courteous, pero medyo bastos.
His abs, her flabs,
not bagay, it’s sad.
I know it’s crass to make chismis
in class, it’s just–when you look into the glass: